Today Ann (as in Rants) , Amy (as in Bitchinwives) and I decided to show the world that the words, “Mother” and “Party” are not mutually exclusive. Each of us has posted our very first VLOG just to prove our point. Personally, I think I’ve created an image of myself as this lonely damsel in sweats and Aisics running shoes and I just need to say, “not so” and with that I offer you the following as proof:
April 30, 2009
Thank you for the morning laugh. Excellent job and very funny. You definately need your own tv show.
Posted by: Lisa | April 30, 2009 at 04:13 AM
I though for sure that studly hunk with the gold earing would have been in your Friday Night club.
Posted by: The Dental Maven | April 30, 2009 at 04:14 AM
That was perfect. Hilarious. Another webisode if you get the opportunity.
Posted by: Ann's Rants | April 30, 2009 at 04:15 AM
Can I borrow that stapler?
Posted by: stoneskin | April 30, 2009 at 04:50 AM
Is your boyfriend an iron? And why is easy off involved? She should move on so you and iron could you know, get it on!!!
WOO!!!
Hilarious!!!
Posted by: michelle | April 30, 2009 at 04:53 AM
LOL! I am so jealous. I want your friends to visit my house. But they can't just sit around.
Posted by: prefers her fantasy life | April 30, 2009 at 04:56 AM
Oh God, cleaning products! Right now I'm snuggling deeper under the covers and going back to sleep rather than contemplate cleaning house. Make Phoebe do it!
Posted by: Pop and Ice | April 30, 2009 at 04:56 AM
Thank you for the morning laugh. Those exact same guests come to party at my house too...and we have quite the party, especially when you throw in a 2 and 3 year old into the mix...can I say "too much fun"?
Posted by: Lori | April 30, 2009 at 05:51 AM
Way to push the green eco-friendly cleaning products! I actually partied too much yesterday with my mop and washing machine.
Posted by: Cathy | April 30, 2009 at 05:57 AM
Easy-Off, I've heard she's the type of friend you really want around when things get really heated. I bet she can really get her drink on.
Posted by: Dingo | April 30, 2009 at 05:59 AM
I have been following your blog for a while, but today is my first comment. I was thrilled to see you team up with Amy for a vlog. A perfect tri-fecta you have here.
Strangely, your Friday nights are very much like my own...oh-so-glamorous and filled with good, clean fun. I have to ask about your boyfriend, though. He looks like quite a fellow, but I couldn't figure out his background. Maybe he is more just a man of mystery?
-Francesca
Posted by: Three Bay B Chicks | April 30, 2009 at 06:11 AM
somehow i thought your boyfriend would be different... just sayin'.
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Posted by: empress bee (of the high sea) | April 30, 2009 at 06:14 AM
You are hilarious! But I have to admit that I couldn't tell what your boyfriend was all about.
Huh?
Posted by: Anastasia | April 30, 2009 at 06:22 AM
Our lives are so similar. I have a huge hangover from my spray starch. Yeah, we partied late last night.
Thanks for making me laugh today!
Posted by: Busy Bee Suz | April 30, 2009 at 06:26 AM
I used to have a similar Friday night experience. But then decided to hire Margarita and replace that with repressed rage and a whiney toddler...I'm pretty sure I made the wrong decision.
Posted by: Kristine | April 30, 2009 at 06:28 AM
Jessica you are hilarious as always! Your boyfriend, though... somehow I pictured you more with the feather duster type... but hey! As long as you're happy that's all that matters, right?
Posted by: KathyB! | April 30, 2009 at 06:28 AM
Is your boyfriend a fraternity paddle? Cause I think I did something freaky with him back in the 80's.
Posted by: wa | April 30, 2009 at 06:36 AM
THAT was awesome!
Posted by: Holly | April 30, 2009 at 06:50 AM
No wonder I can never get them to hang out with me on Friday nights! They're with you! They always come around on Thursday nights, even though I tell them that's when I watch The Office, but Broom gets testy and reminds me, snidely, that I broke up with him to date DVR. So...yeah...
(also? hilarious!!)
Posted by: foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) | April 30, 2009 at 07:25 AM
This is 20 times better than a blog tag picture!
Posted by: bex | April 30, 2009 at 07:26 AM
I favorite'd it after I gave you a big virtual hugs!!! SaWeet, Jess!!!
Posted by: kimmi | April 30, 2009 at 07:36 AM
Hilarious! My gang looks much like yours; but I try to hang out with them on Thursday nights. Then I have Friday night free to either wait for the phone to ring or hang out with people like Stacey and Clinton. Yeah, party on!!
Posted by: Sandy Blaxland | April 30, 2009 at 07:37 AM
Holy Saturday Night Live Batman, it's 3 Wild and Crazy Women!
ps.
Hunk of a boyfriend...he has almost real washboard abs!
Posted by: Rick's Cafe | April 30, 2009 at 07:43 AM
Ok you guys are wild women! This was great and now I'm jealous....
Posted by: fiona | April 30, 2009 at 07:53 AM
Oh Jessica. This really cracked me up. Like actually got me with an actual real genuine "laugh out loud" - the moment happened when the old-boyfriend/friend broom came out. Something about an old boyfriend as a broom really struck me. In a funny way. :-)
Loved it, loved it and next time I'm cleaning, I'm gonna think of you and your pals.
:-)
Posted by: Lee of MWOB | April 30, 2009 at 08:08 AM